pussy game unstoppable
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)
THIS IS SO TRUE(via heavymuffintop)
im alive but only ironically
Terrible drawer tho
You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool.